**********( THIS BAND WAS STARTED AS A JOKE, BUT SNOWBALLED INTO ONE OF THE BIGGEST SENSATIONS TO EVER HIT THE MID-WEST MUSIC SCENE!*********
THIS WEBPAGE HAS BEEN CREATED BY GOLD STAR TALENT, Who is the current Copyright holder for the Music as a way to sell JON ASHER's music online to help defray legal costs from damages inflicted by JON ASHERS GREATEST PRANK EVER ON HALLOWEEN 2001, SEARCH OLD MISSOURI NEWSPAPER ARCHIVES TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THIS PRANK!
THE JON ASHER EXPERIENCE STARTED IN 1996-1998, when 2 friends wrote a song poking fun at a co-worker "Fist Fuck Fury", after the song made its rounds on tape, and later released on CD two years Later. THE JON ASHER EXPERIENCE PERFORMED LIVE at FROPTOBERFEST a grass roots music festival in Jefferson City, Missouri.
THE BAND PERFORMED 5 songs and smashed every thing in sight, T.V.s, Toilet bowls, Computers, EVERTHING,Lit serveral small controlled fires, and encourage the crowd of spectators to join in the fun of burning and smashing.
THIS WAS UNHEARD OF AT ANY LIVE CONCERT AND THE CROWD ATE IT UP, AND DEMANDED MORE!
THE WORD QUICKLY SPREAD AND THE JON ASHER EXPERIENCE WAS IN HIGH DEMAND FOR SHOWS IN THE AREA.
THEY BECAME THE BAND THAT WOULDNT DIE!
LATER RELEASING THE TRACK "SODOMY" on a compilation CD to raise money for the KIP KINGLE DEFENSE FUND, THE JON ASHER EXPERIENCE GAINED WORLDWIDE EXPOSER, and WAS ASKED TO PERFORM IN EUROPE, INDIA, JAPAN, and other CITIES WORLDWIDE.
AS THE BANDS TRACK RECORD stands they are only allowed at a venue once, since they smash everything in sight. SEVERAL WARRENTS FOR BAND MEMBERS ARE STILL OUTSTANDING IN MANY COUNTRIES, and THE JON ASHER EXPERIENCE WAS RANKED #1 on Homeland Security, CUSTOMS, and INTROPOL TERRORIST WATCH LIST UNTIL THEY WERE BUMPED TO #2 BY A GROUP OF AMATURES KNOWN AS THE AL QUIDA.
THE LINE UP OF MUSICIANS CHANGES WITH EVERY PERFORMANCE,THE ONLY TWO SEMI-CONSISTANT MEMBERS ARE THE SINGER JON ASHER, and THE GUITARIST DEATHWHORE.
PAST MUSICIANS WHO HAVE PERFORMED WITH THE JON ASHER EXPERIENCE LIVE, OR ON RECORDINGS INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
DUANE HAMACHER:DRUMS (SUB-URBAN DIALECTS,THE FALL CHILDREN, BLACK TAJ)
JENNY GLISER : BASS (OTHER BANDS UNKNOWN)
DALE BARNES : DRUMS (THE BULLET BOYS, JOHN Q. PUBLIC)
DAN "COCKRING" DOTY :BASS (Saposta Jones & The Booty Rap Cult)
CRUMPY: DRUMS (TINNITUS)
JOHN LESTER: POTATO GUN, and CROWD CONTROL
KEVIN "THE KILLER" BEAS: CROWBAR
G.G. ALLEN : BACKING VOCALS and HANDJOBS (THE MURDER JUNKIES)
MERIL ALLEN : BASS (G.G. ALLEN and The MURDER JUNKIES)
MARILYN MANSON : BACKING VOCALS, PROGRAMING, and groupie (MARILYN MANSON, SPOOKY KIDS)
TRENT REZNOR : BASS, PROGRAMING,BACKING VOCALS, and GROUPIE (NINE INCH NAILS)
STEVEN ASHER: groupie (Sposta Jones and The Booty RAP CULT)
Cuddles The Dog:TOUR BUS DRIVER, SECURITY, CROWD CONTROL, Bartender (METALLICA)
WE WOULD BUT DUE TO MANY, MANY RESTRAINING ORDERS, AND BEING BANNED FROM VENUES WORLDWIDE THE JON ASHER EXPERIENCE REQUIRES A $2,000.00 RETAINER to help with their liability insurance,and to post bail bonds for some members before they can perform live!
email: firstname.lastname@example.org for details on booking and payment arangements.
NONE, THIS BAND IS PROBABLY THE MOST SCARY AND ORIGIONAL BAND YOU WILL EVER HEAR AND OR SEE LIVE! If Your not scared then You probably are already in the band.
ANY THING THAT CAN WITHSTAND SEVERAL MINUTES OF OPEN FLAME, FLYING SHARDS OF GLASS, AND METAL, and still sounds good coated in human excrement.
YOU THINK WERE KIDDING!
IF YOU ENJOY THIS MUSIC THEN YOU ARE MORE F*CKED UP THAN THE BAND PERFORMING IT!