Hi! I'm Steve. Who are you? Never mind! I always find it so pretentious asking that question as if I really cared because in reality, I don' t.

History? Geez, I was always pretty poor in history class. Recess! Now there's something I could tell you some stories about.

Performing live? Heavens no. At present I'm having a lovely time playing dead. In fact, I currently play dead where I work as well as at home when there is housework to be done. On occasion I go out into the community and play dead, mostly for tips and 2/3 of the gate receipts which, I believe, is standard these days. As far as whether I like playing dead.....well, I guess it beats certain alternatives. Any Special Memories? Wow, let's see. Ahhhh.....................Nope.

Musical influences include The Beatles, Brian Wilson, the early Stones(Fred and Wilma), Bob Dylan, Chicago, Neil Diamond, Roger Miller, Tom Lehrer, Dr. Demento, Cheese and Pimento, etc. etc.

What instruments do I play? Guitars, bass, keyboards, harmonica, Jews harp (Hebrew), tambourine (Koine Greek), tangerines, bananas, and white grapes (the seedless variety)

Anything else, you ask? Not really. Just listen to all my stuff, demand your local radio station play it on the air so the record companies are forced to come crawling to me to offer me a honey of a contract so I can be rich and famous and charge confiscatory rates on all my merchandise. Other than that, nah, that about covers it.