JUST MESSING AROUND WITH SOME LYRICS AND DECIDED TO DO A CHRISTMAS RAP SEVERAL YEARS AGO AND FINALLY GOT AROUND TO REDOING THE VOCALS

CHRISTMAS RAP VERSE: Ho! Ho! Here we go Ho! Ho! Here we go In my stocking, I get coal and switches Because I’ve been loving all the b*** es Ho! Ho! Here we go Ho! Ho! Here we go Up on the house top reindeer paws Girls in the sack with Santa Claus He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice Naughty girls might get something nice. Ho! Ho! Here we go Ho! Ho! Here we go Momma in her negligee, me in my cap Put on my condom so I won’t catch the clap The presents were arranged all around the tree Nothing in this life is free. Ho! Ho! Here we go Ho! Ho! Here we go In the bed, the children be napping While all the brothers be out rapping Christmas, it comes just once a year Always goes better with a six pack of beer Ho! Ho! Here we go Ho! Ho! Here we go Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh The bill collectors at Christmas always want you to pay Five fingered discount at the toy store Cops caught me and made me spread them on the floor For Christmas, they really gave me a lot Three hot meals and a cot Next Christmas, I’m already planning this year. I think I’ll stay home with that six pack of beer On the roof top, there will be no more reindeer paws. There will be no more girls in the sack with Santa Claus He won’t be making a list, he won’t be checking it twice Naughty girls won’t be getting anything nice. Merry Christmas to you all and to you all a good night.