Dedicated to all those who like to go out on the town....on a Monday.
Dedicated to all those who like to go out on the town....on a Monday.
I got a full tank and a wallet full of cash - Gonna cruise on out - find me some downtown trash
Well I'm smelling good, and I'm lookin' right - No one can resist me when I'm out tonight
But the streets are bare and the energy's low - Then I remembered what I already know
It's only MONDAY NIGHT - There's no one here... - It's only MONDAY NIGHT - One dollar beer
Well I strolled on up to the other end of the bar - There was a cutie (hot patootie) staring back at me from afar
Well I took them home before I realized - All those good looks were a cruel disguise
Then the nightmare came and kissed me on the cheek - saying "Can't wait to meet your Mom and Dad next week!"
It's only MONDAY NIGHT - What did I say? - It's only MONDAY NIGHT - instead of Tuesday