Colonel Ingus On Patrol.

As a private 1st class Never had me much cash Climbing up through the ranks Done my tour with those Carpet Baggin Skanks! It’s Colonel Ingus Going in gonna sniff some pinkus I Passed Major Malfunction Getting better at lovin Spent time in the trenches Don’t prepare for the stenches Oh No Colonel Ingus As a private 1st class Never had me much cash Climbing up through the ranks Had my share of the skanks It’s Colonel Ingus On patrol for the pinkus Good Lord I passed major malfunction Getting better at loving On patrol for the pinkus Yeah it’s Colonel Ingus Oh No I passed major malfunction Getting better at lovin Oh No I climbed up through the ranks Done my tour with those skanks Oh Yeah The wings are spread for flight Never put up a fight Oh Yeah