I WANTED TO SATIRE WHINY GIRL SONGS BUT ALSO DO A SATIRE ON BOB DYLAN

JUST ANOTHER GIRL SONG VERSE: SHE SMEARS MAKE-UP ON HER FACE AND PUTS HER TAMPON IN THE WRONG PLACE SHE HAS NEVER BEEN TOO SMART ANOTHER MAN JUST TORE OUT HER HEART FROM EATING SHE IS GETTING STOUT TIME TO PULL THE VIBRATOR OUT CHORUS: IT’S JUST ANOTHER GIRL SONG ABOUT HOW LIFE HAS GONE WRONG IT’S JUST ANOTHER GIRL SONG LET’S HOPE IT’S NOT TOO LONG VERSE: EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ISSUES AS SHE OPENS ANOTHER BOX OF TISSUES SHE GETS BEAT UP AND THROWN DOWN ON THE FLOOR BUT ALWAYS COMES BACK FOR MORE AND HAPPY ENDINGS ARE A MIRAGE AS SHE SETTLES FOR A MASSAGE CHORUS: VERSE: HER LIFE IS REALLY HARD SHE ALWAYS GETS THE BAD CARD EVERTHING IS ONE BIG DRAMA WITH LOTS OF EMOTIONAL TRAUMA AND SHE IS NOT TOO BRIGHT NEVER FINDS MISTER RIGHT CHORUS: