A fun song about marriage and God's view.
Thinking about marriage- God's view and ours
Does he pick his nose, or pick his toes, or scratch his underarms?
Does his belching after dinner set off your car alarm?
Has his fashion sense gone senseless, has his hygiene gone and hid?
And did his hair go with it, the last time he flipped his lid?
Chorus;
You caught 'm You keep im
It's not like the laws of man, God’s got a better plan
You caught 'm You keep 'm
There's no perfect one, don't even try to look
SPOKEN INTERLUDE: Well, I wrote that and I thought it was pretty funny, but then I got to thinking it sounds kinda like man bashing. That’s not what I want to do! Besides, there’s two sides to every story…
Does she weigh a whole lot more now than when you said "I Do?"
Are her wrinkles having wrinkles are her age spots aging too?
Now, you know that she once had "it", but you wonder where that's got?
Does it seem to you her flashes now are the only thing that's hot?
You caught 'er You keep 'er
It's not like the laws of man-- God’s got a better plan
You caught 'er You keep 'er
There's no perfect one, don't even try to look
For it's what's inside that counts we know, the book and not the cover
It's who they are, not how they look, that makes you be their lover
So if you feel dissatisfied, you think you'll take a pass
Perhaps first you should find yourself a full-length looking glass
You caught 'em You keep ‘em
It's not like the laws of man, God’s got a better plan
You caught 'em You keep 'em
There's no perfect one, don't even try to look