I have a friend that loves the gym so I thought of this song

I like to think of something that is special to me it's not a certain someone it's a rowing machine while you are fat I'll be getting slim Chorus I pray at the altar of the gym oh, I pray at the altar of the gym I'll be doing biceps in the early morning while all of you slobs are still snoring my life is exciting yours is boring Chorus I'd be doing steriods if they didn't cause facial hairs I sleep with my dumbells just like their teddy bears the incline press is now my favorite chair Chorus