he had hair flowin way down past his neck
his hat blew off and i thought well what the heck
cause though he had them long flowin locks
all he had was a few strands there left on top
i guess the ballcap is the new toupee
throw that sucker on and a balled spot goes away
no weaves, rugs or plugs to endure
and they only cost a buck, down at the dollar store
i ran my hand through my own hair
and i thought, somethin feels a little bit funny up there
i took a look in the mirror, you know what i seen
lottsa' my fur had gone done and abandoned me
i guess the ballcap is the new toupee
throw that sucker on and a balled spot goes away
no weaves, rugs or plugs to endure
and they only cost a buck, down at the dollar store
im goin smooth gracefull
im gonna do it right
i made it to the dollar store
before they closed tonight
i guess the ballcap is the new toupee
throw that sucker on and a balled spot goes away
no weaves, rugs or plugs to endure
and they only cost a buck, down at the dollar store
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