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Darkly comic, mid tempo song with a cockney accent 2019
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#967 today Peak #78
#388 in subgenre today Peak #24
Author
Vic Arnold
Rights
2019
Uploaded
January 13, 2019
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MP3 4.5 MB, 246 kbps, 2:33
Story behind the song
My old gig buddy Max Cole and I have always had fun with the cockney accent. He started off the lyric and I finished it.
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Chorus. That's a nasty cough you've got sir That's a nasty cough you've got We'll wrap you up in an iron bed, 'cos if we don't you'll soon be dead and you can't say that we ain't said That's a nasty cough you've got. You were a famous fiddler You fiddled all your friends You fiddled with your violin and one day made it bend You fiddled with your mother's gin and fiddled just for fun You fiddled with what the cat brought in and now your fiddling's done Ch. There's a nasty smell on the landing It's coming from your door It wafts up through your ceiling and comes down through your floor It could be what your smoking or something gone to rot Get some Vick and rub it on quick That's a nasty cough you've got Ch. That's a nasty song you're singing That's a nasty song is that You're tone is much too piercing. You're pitch is rather flat You'll never get a penny in your old tin pot Those bells will soon be ringing That's a nasty cough you've got. Ch. Chorus. That's a nasty cough you've got sir That's a nasty cough you've got We'll wrap you up in an iron bed, 'cos if we don't you'll soon be dead and you can't say that we ain't said That's a nasty cough you've got. You were a famous fiddler You fiddled all your friends You fiddled with your violin and one day made it bend You fiddled with your mother's gin and fiddled just for fun You fiddled with what the cat brought in and now your fiddling's done Ch. There's a nasty smell on the landing It's coming from your door It wafts up through your ceiling and comes down through your floor It could be what your smoking or something gone to rot Get some Vick and rub it on quick That's a nasty cough you've got Ch. That's a nasty song you're singing That's a nasty song is that You're tone is much too piercing. You're pitch is rather flat You'll never get a penny in your old tin pot Those bells will soon be ringing That's a nasty cough you've got. Ch. Chorus. That's a nasty cough you've got sir That's a nasty cough you've got We'll wrap you up in an iron bed, 'cos if we don't you'll soon be dead and you can't say that we ain't said That's a nasty cough you've got. You were a famous fiddler You fiddled all your friends You fiddled with your violin and one day made it bend You fiddled with your mother's gin and fiddled just for fun You fiddled with what the cat brought in and now your fiddling's done Ch. There's a nasty smell on the landing It's coming from your door It wafts up through your ceiling and comes down through your floor It could be what your smoking or something gone to rot Get some Vick and rub it on quick That's a nasty cough you've got Ch. That's a nasty song you're singing That's a nasty song is that You're tone is much too piercing. You're pitch is rather flat You'll never get a penny in your old tin pot Those bells will soon be ringing That's a nasty cough you've got. Ch. Chorus. That's a nasty cough you've got sir That's a nasty cough you've got We'll wrap you up in an iron bed, 'cos if we don't you'll soon be dead and you can't say that we ain't said That's a nasty cough you've got. You were a famous fiddler You fiddled all your friends You fiddled with your violin and one day made it bend You fiddled with your mother's gin and fiddled just for fun You fiddled with what the cat brought in and now your fiddling's done Ch. There's a nasty smell on the landing It's coming from your door It wafts up through your ceiling and comes down through your floor It could be what your smoking or something gone to rot Get some Vick and rub it on quick That's a nasty cough you've got Ch. That's a nasty song you're singing That's a nasty song is that You're tone is much too piercing. You're pitch is rather flat You'll never get a penny in your old tin pot Those bells will soon be ringing That's a nasty cough you've got. Ch.
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