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November 08, 2019
Story behind the song
In June 2018, MSNBC host, Mika Brzezinski claimed that Trumps biggest complaint is that he cant watch porn at the White House.
I can't watch porn in the White House; Can't get any skin on TV
Can't call 900 numbers; No sex on the phone for me
Nobody told me it'd be like this; Got a full time chaperone
Can't watch porn in the White House; If only I had known
And Melania, she won't kiss me,,Won't even hold my hand
In front of everyone dis me, Why wont she understand?
And I ain't done no pussy grabbin Like I bragged to Billy that day
Can't watch porn in the White House, Not presidential, they say
Can't watch those beauties undressin At the pageants anymore
Cant be handlin or messin, Not what I had in store.
Ain't done no boobie gropin, they say its misogyny
But Ill never stop hopin For a little infidelity
And look at all that I gave up, How could this happen to me?
And I wish Melania would make up And give me a kiss on TV
Stormy and all the others Didn't they get enough dough?
Can't watch porn in the White House; How was I to know?