GIVING TUESDAY
Well, I guess you had to be there
'Cause you'd never believe this nightmare
And I know
You wouldn't wanna know
Could have jumped right out the window
But that promised to be a no go
Only on the second floor
Well, she told me I was fakin'
But I couldn't leave God forsaken
Heavens, no
I had to make a go
Offered what I'm punished for takin'
'Cause I'm not bringin' home the bacon
Then I knew, I had to go
So E, I, E, I, O...
Right on out the door
Well, I left her on a Monday
As I ran away with Wednesday
Giving Tuesday
Something to think about
'Cause by Thursday
I got Friday on my mind
And if I happen on Saturday
By Sunday, I won't mind
Pulled aside the puppet curtain
'Cause by now I know for certain
Oh Hell no
I'm gonna steal the show
Ran right through the silhouette
That I left laughing on the wall
See me come and go
And leave behind a hole
So Ay-Me-My-My-Mo
Look out here I go
Well, I left her on a Monday
As I ran away with Wednesday
Giving Tuesday
Something to think about
'Cause by Thursday
I got Friday on my mind
And if I happen on Saturday
By Sunday, I won't mind
-Guitar solo-
Well, shut up, 'cause I'm a-talkin'
I'm a miracle a-walkin' even though
I live and die before
I care less the rain is drizzling
Got a Western Omelette sizzlin'
And you know
I'm gonna cook some more
So who wrote the Book Of Love?
It was me
But that don't matter none
I lived all my life like one day
I would be somebody someday
Giving Tuesday
Something to think about
Well, I left her on a Monday
As I ran away with Wednesday
Giving Tuesday
Something to think about
'Cause by Thursday
I got Friday on my mind
And if I happen on Saturday
By Sunday, I won't mind
Giving Tuesday
Something to think about...
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