BARBIE & KEN DIVORCE Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye... It's on the front page of all the papers I can't believe my eyes Tell me it's only lies How do I make sense of it all? Quince tarts, and apple dumplings And all of my grandma's pies My how the memories fly High up away from me And you wouldn't choose to hear the news But it follows you, everywhere, everywhere I might even cry, oh no not this girl and guy Barbie & Ken divorce... 'Cause Ken is gay of course... We always suspected something 'Cause Ken ain't got a dick And Barbie munches fluff She just can't get enough The end of an era, I don't know why I'm watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave goodbye Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye... Although some say it's elementary I don't understand at all I still hear nature's call Ooh pretty girl, my she looks nice But there was that time we saw Ken naked And that should have spelled it out Look at what Ken's without! No penis there on you? And just yesterday, I had to say How do you screw anyway, anyway? Man does this beat all No tool and clearly no balls Barbie & Ken divorce... 'Cause Ken is gay of course... We always suspected something 'Cause Ken ain't got a dick And Barbie munches fluff She just can't get enough The end of an era, I don't know why I'm watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave goodbye Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye... And so, now I've been contemplating How will this effect me What can I hope to be Here in a world all topsy turvy The games I see people playing Have changed steady over time Not sure, what's yours, what's mine Hey, do you wonder too? The fool on the hill wondering still Is Jack a Jill? And Jill a Jack, Jill a Jack? Now I'm so confused Can't help but feel just a bit used Barbie & Ken divorce... 'Cause Ken is gay of course... We always suspected something 'Cause Ken ain't got a dick And Barbie munches fluff She just can't get enough The end of an era, I don't know why We're watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave Watching 'em wave goodbye Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye... Copyright 2020 - JESUS OLDMAN