WHO IS BETTY TURNBUCKLE Martha went by And I didn't ask her why It's not like me to envy Someone who sounds So much like mine-oh-mine Then she became Hey My Oh My Lucy Lesley Jane There in the sky She can be quite a pain Don't ask 'bout mine I'd sue her serious But I'd be delirious She wears a frown And my best friend upside down Do I know me? Below me I see a shadow on the ground Blackbird let's fly Make some wild honey pie I'm on three feet just nearly In time for every fading friend of mine Betty my love Who can you be? Tight as a glove Sounds just like me But I'm an old man now love Don't look at me There's just one universe How come there's two of us? Who's Betty Turnbuckle, really? Sometimes I know her just nearly Get up off my back And let it die Don't you point your finger here Betty Dear Betty my love... Bury my tears... (Betty turn, Betty turn...) She good good Betty good Betty Betty my Love You know she Bad bad bad Betty better (oh my voice is shot to pieces) Rides up my leg With two hands free She never begs Leaves that to me Bacon and eggs Every day She'll run you ragged, Mate She'll hold you to the plate Ooh.. Yeah this is the part Where I tell you what we gotta Do... Well if you want it you can have it If you dig it come and get it Screw... The other idiots telling you That you should just forget it Oh my my Can you fly? Turn Betty, Turn Betty... Hey Betty Turn Betty Turn Betty Turn Betty Hey Betty I don't dispute We're the same down at the root What's the answer? Can't stand, Sir To see it all go down the funnel tube I am she and you goo goo ga joob Martha my dog Don't pee on me Glog your own blog Stop blaming me The hell with the smog At least it's free Go have a heart attack I want my thunder back Who's Betty Turnbuckle, really? Sometimes I love her so nearly Third Rail On the air and Dead Alive You can find her picture here Betty Dear Betty Betty my Love Who's Betty Turnbuckle? Who's Betty Turn, Betty Turn, Betty Turn? Betty Turnbuckle... She's me Copyright 2003 - JESUS OLDMAN & THE APOSTLES