It's rough, I'm tellin' ya!
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Patch Eye
2017
September 24, 2020
Lyrics
It's rough, I'm tellin' ya!
SS/DD
You know I woke up this mornin' with those same old blues
Had to make my own coffee, had to fetch my own shoes
When I looked outside there was snow on the ground
People are sleepin' so I can't make a sound
Gotta get outside and get the yard work done
Rather be out ridin' havin' too much fun
But the dishes need washed the floor needs moppin'
Put gas in the car and go grocery shoppin'
Change the oil in the bikes and the truck and the car
Replace all them brake pads or we won't get far
Then I gotta on a ladder and repair that fan
This ain't no kinda life for a First World Man
Oh these first world problems are such a drag
My favorite T-shirt just got made into a rag
My tires are worn and my gutters need replacin'
How can I ever keep up with these troubles I'm facin'
I just broke the nut on my favorite guitar
Blew a hundred dollars drinkin' at the bar
I need new strings on the Strat and the bass
Could this be the end for the human race?
Oh yeah, first world problems
(Has male pattern baldness got you down?)
Oh yeah, first world problems
(Eczema! Seborrhea! Psoriasis!)
Oh yeah, first world problems
(An erection lasting more than four hours can be serious!)
Oh yeah, first world problems
(Hmmm pulled pork sammiches for dinner, or should I grill up a steak?)
Oh yeah, first world problems
And I just don't know how much more of this I can take!
Single sided
Double density
Oh these first world problems are such a drag
My favorite T-shirt just got made into a rag
My tires are worn and my gutters need replacin'
How can I ever keep up with the trouble I'm facin'
I just broke the nut on my favorite guitar
Blew a hundred dollars last night drinkin' at the bar
I need new strings on the Strat and the bass
Could this be the end for the human race?
Oh yeah, first world problems
(This is sludge. Left unattended it could ruin your car's engine)
Oh yeah, first world problems
(This is chipping paint. If you allow it to continue, dry rot could set in.)
Oh yeah, first world problems
(This dry rot! Unless you do something, your house could need some very expensive attention!)
Oh yeah, first world problems
(Well, I think I'm gonna go for the steak.)
Oh yeah, first world problems
And I just don't know how much more of this I can take!
It's rough, I'm tellin ya!