It's rough, I'm tellin' ya! SS/DD You know I woke up this mornin' with those same old blues Had to make my own coffee, had to fetch my own shoes When I looked outside there was snow on the ground People are sleepin' so I can't make a sound Gotta get outside and get the yard work done Rather be out ridin' havin' too much fun But the dishes need washed the floor needs moppin' Put gas in the car and go grocery shoppin' Change the oil in the bikes and the truck and the car Replace all them brake pads or we won't get far Then I gotta on a ladder and repair that fan This ain't no kinda life for a First World Man Oh these first world problems are such a drag My favorite T-shirt just got made into a rag My tires are worn and my gutters need replacin' How can I ever keep up with these troubles I'm facin' I just broke the nut on my favorite guitar Blew a hundred dollars drinkin' at the bar I need new strings on the Strat and the bass Could this be the end for the human race? Oh yeah, first world problems (Has male pattern baldness got you down?) Oh yeah, first world problems (Eczema! Seborrhea! Psoriasis!) Oh yeah, first world problems (An erection lasting more than four hours can be serious!) Oh yeah, first world problems (Hmmm pulled pork sammiches for dinner, or should I grill up a steak?) Oh yeah, first world problems And I just don't know how much more of this I can take! Single sided Double density Oh these first world problems are such a drag My favorite T-shirt just got made into a rag My tires are worn and my gutters need replacin' How can I ever keep up with the trouble I'm facin' I just broke the nut on my favorite guitar Blew a hundred dollars last night drinkin' at the bar I need new strings on the Strat and the bass Could this be the end for the human race? Oh yeah, first world problems (This is sludge. Left unattended it could ruin your car's engine) Oh yeah, first world problems (This is chipping paint. If you allow it to continue, dry rot could set in.) Oh yeah, first world problems (This dry rot! Unless you do something, your house could need some very expensive attention!) Oh yeah, first world problems (Well, I think I'm gonna go for the steak.) Oh yeah, first world problems And I just don't know how much more of this I can take! It's rough, I'm tellin ya!