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Pop - Pop General
Alan Gentle / Alexandre Molodkov
SOCAN 2020
November 03, 2020
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Verse Come the wedding day, kids gets out the way When DJs play an old one for the Dads Poodle haired rock, or new romantic pop It draws the Dads like bears to honeypots Verse With cheesy Queen refrains the dance floor takes the strain And everybody runs the other way Hopeless gauche displays of rhythmic disarray When too much champagne meets too little shame Chorus But Dads can't dance, no Dads can't dance They think they got the moves but they haven't got a chance Dads can't dance, dads can't dance But no-one can tell them what to do in advance Verse An ugly balding mess of heaving sweaty flesh There are no words that truly can describe When the kids complain their Mum all say the same Keep out the way and let them have their fun Chorus Cause Dads can't dance, no Dads can't dance They think they got the moves but they haven't got a chance Dads can't dance, dads can't dance But no-one can tell them what to do in advance Bridge Cecil's throwing signs 'cause he thinks he's Eminem Bill once played guitar but now he just pretends Davy's mortified since Pop danced with some kids You can see it on Youtube, it got a million hits Chorus Cause Dads can't dance, no Dads can't dance They think they got the moves but they haven't got a chance Dads can't dance, dads can't dance But no-one can tell them what to do in advance
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