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Captain Caveman/Dan (Yes, that Dan)
November 12, 2020
Story behind the song
The main part of this was written by my brother C. Caveman back in the late 1970s about a certain ex-girlfriend, and was titled "Fuck You!" (I contributed the Mickey, Mike, Max Mark, Marty, and Melvin part to it way back when).
The bridge - "You bitch, you whore" etc. was written by Dan. The one she went runnin' on back to. That Dan. He wrote it about someone else, but I thought it fit with the main theme of this one, so I merged 'em into one.
Lyrics
Well I've taken your shit
About as long as I can
I know you're out there, baby
Messin' 'round with every other guy in town
Let me tell ya, baby, that shit ain't cool
I don't take that kinda shit off no woman, baby
Uh-uh honey, fuck you
Now when you told me that you loved me
You made me a happy man
Then ya smoked my stash, drank my booze, wrecked my car
Went runnin' right on back to Dan
Now you ask me how I feel, mama
Let me tell ya, baby, I feel used
You ain't usin' this boy no more, baby
Uh-uh honey, fuck you
You bitch, you whore
You sleazy, slimy slut
Green matter lies between your thighs
And maggots crawl out your butt
Now, before I'd lie between your thighs
Or suck on your festered tits
I'd guzzle a bucket of buzzard puke
And die of the drizzlin' shits
Well you're good in bed
And you give good head
But you're givin' it to Jim, John, Jack, Jeff
Ralph, Harry, and Fred, yeah
Mickey, Mike, Max, Mark, Marty
Melvin too
(No way! Melvin too? Huh! Who knew?)
Ah, ya better face it, baby
All my friends've fucked you
Well, now I'm tellin' all you guys
Just so's ya know
Ya ain't gotta b'lieve me
Just because I say it's so
But that girl's a slut, man
No, really, she's a little bitch
She's gonna break your heart 'n leave ya blue
So ya better go out and fuck her, boys
Before she comes and fucks you
(A fate worse than death)