We made up the Title as a joke then had to write the song.

My daddy bought me out of the war Said it wasn't worth me fighting for Got me a gig in the National Guard Said I wouldn't have to work real hard The man with the list said it wasn't my turn But daddy said he'd make him burn Then when my daddy became president He let the Saudi's pay my rent Ole Sadam he rolled out of a hole And tried to take Kuwaite gold That's when my daddy stepped in The deep and true Saudi friend But they went and voted my daddy out He shoulda been king without a doubt Dug our Country in a hole For the sake of Saudi gold Tucked all that Saudi money away To make me president one day Sadam knows I'm gonna get him After my daddy let him live He bombed my daddy and I'm president now He bombed my daddy I got a big army He bombed my daddy UN can't stop me He bombed my daddy A little Texas justice He bombed my daddy He bombed my daddy