For Halloween chills, we take a look at the evil that lies lurking behind the unassuming facade of one neighborhood cheese shop. What we find there is a cross between Alice Cooper, Monty Python, and Broadway's "Little Shop of Horrors."
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This is the Zong of the Week for October 31, 2004
Welcome to my cheese shop
I hope you're fond of cheese
It's made of cultured demon milk
Which grows on nightmare trees
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Swiss cheese is full of holes
As empty as your lives
These haunted hands unwrap your souls
And slice with pain-sharp knives
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Have you got any cheddar?
No, no, no
Have you got any brie?
No, no, no
Have you got any blue cheese?
No, no, no
Have you got any goat cheese?
No, no, no
Have you got any munster?
No, no, no
Have you got any jarlsberg?
No, no, no
Have you got gorgonzola?
No, no, no
Have you got mozzarella?
No, no, no
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh