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Where The f***s My Waterbong?
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Peak #244
Peak in subgenre #49
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February 12, 2005
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I LOST MY BONG.
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Wanna get high and watch TV. Yea, I know the shit sounds easy, but it ain't cause I can't find my motherfuckin bong. Looked everywhere but the shit's just gone. Wanna get stoned so we can all get along. It's Pissin me off so I put it in a song. Did I leave it in my room, did I leave it my car? Did I put it in the fridge. Did I take it to the bar? Honestly, there ain't no tellin. Looked all over the world like Ferdinand Magellan. Tryna get gone like a three time felon. I mean really fucked up like a retards spellin. Wanna pack bowls till my eyes close. Motherfuck you gatdamn asshole. How da hell I'm supposed to watch Cheech and Chong. When I can't find my freakin bong. Ya'll know what I'm speakin on. Blazin green all weekend long. This weed I gots so freakin strong, all ya need a little when you all alone. Let's smoke some homegrown. Can't my bongs gone. Man. This shit just sucks, like the thong song. Beer ain't cuttin it, drank a case. But all I wanna do is take some dank to the face. This stuff is rough. You can smell it in my pocket. One hit'll have ya eyeballs buggin outta socket. Coughin like ya just caught emphysema. Some of ya'll might call me a dreama. Most motherfuckers call me a stoner cause I love this marijuana. Even looked in Arizona. Guess my bongs a fuckin goner. I done tore da whole house apart. Searched every room an I'm about ta start, Knockin shit down like a house of cards, at least now I know where all the mouses are. I know the shit didn't just disappear. Maybe it did, because it isn't here. Did it grow legs and walk away? Must have, Cause I been lookin all goddamn day. It's gotta be here, where the fuck did I hide it. Left my lighter right beside it. This has gone beyond just gettin high it's, got me about ta start a motherfucking riot. I wanna get lifted like a rocketship. No. I ain't takin no shots of shit. My name ain't Stoyacavic. So keep ya fuckin vodka bitch. I wanna smoke berry till I'm blue in the face. APB. I'm doin a trace. Tryna get elevated, like goin to space. Cause if I ain't stoned, I'm catchin a case. Ya'll know how it goes. I ain't got no optimoes, plus the cops done took my bowl and I'm too lazy to roll. Where the hell did it go? Lemme look in the freezer. Just can't remember like I got amnesia. Too many trees got my memory gone. Da fuck was I lookin for dude? YOUR BONG. Yea. Oh yea. Damn. I forgot. Sorry. Guess I musta smoked too much pot. Startin to think that my shit got got. I'm looking one more time, searchin every spot. I pulled out my bed and looked behind it. Still I just can't fuckin find it. How am I supposed to get the buzz I need? If it don't turn up I'mma eat this weed. Dammit. I ain't got time for this. I got rhymes to spit. I got dimes to hit. Matta fact I gotta lotta better things to do, than sit here sober and sing to you. So bring the crew. Ya'll help me look. On the real this has got me shook. My motherfuckin hookah betta not be took. Shit has got me searchin every cranny and nook. Fuck. This sucks. I'm about ta give it up. Can't get high so I'll just get drunk. Well. I'll be dammned. The shits rights here. Hidin in an empty case of bud light beer.
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