Another true story about my walk down the street last Saturday.
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Stiff Dick
Toss Records, 2004
April 05, 2005
Story behind the song
Another true story about my walk down the street last Saturday.
Lyrics
who's that guy walkin' down the street
with long hair lookin' kinda neat
he approaches me and I say "hey"
raises his hand in a cool way
I raise my hand, about to shake
then he did something that takes the cake
he did something I'll always remember
that guy, the ass, gave me the finger
I stop and ponder what just happened
is this a dream or did it happen
then I think I recognize that guy
he's the one named Jesus Christ
Jesus don't care for you more than I do
Who the fuck does he think he is
Some kind of diety or some shit
I'll make him pay on mass
when I hire a black guy to kill his ass
Jesus sucks anyways, anyways
Buddhas better, alot fatter