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A song ment to be kind of a party jam. But I suck at those unfortunately. Oh well, sucking never stopped me before.
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Charts
Peak #1,396
Peak in subgenre #780
Author
Da Jokerman
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Da Jokerman
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June 18, 2005
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MP3 2.0 MB, 128 kbps, 2:13
Story behind the song
Well I was fuckin' the tail pipe of someone's car one day. And when the chinese dude who owned the car caught me, he and knocked me the fuck out with his half Mexcian, half eskimo, hermaphrodite, three legged, midget girlfriend. When I woke up I saw this giant, talking squirrel who had penises for arms. He only spoke Russian but he did with an Asian accent. Anyway after he got done fuckin' two bunnies with the bodies of a fat black woman, he give me a piece of paper with this song written on it. I came right home and recorded it. Then the squirrel slapped me with his penis arms while I was dressed up as Goldie Locks till I mooed like a cow getting fucked in the ass with a cattleprod.
Lyrics
Everybody get down to some of this joker flava Spit by this straight wicked rhyme sayer Bitchie boy richie boy ass slayer Psycho nerd fuck being a playa I’m a dorky white boy getting crazy on a mike Crushing windpipes and making haters’ heads ignite With an insidious flow that gets quite furious Slap ya around and knock ya delirious Leaving ya mumbling like some fuckin’ retard Head tumbling to the floor when I take it off with a guillotine joker’s card And if you think I’m playing your sadly mistakened And you will realize that when your neck starts breakin’ As I grab you by the head and slowly start twisting it off Pulling, yanking, and twisting till it fuckin’ comes off And blood is shooting out like a fire hydrant And I’m swinging your severed head in the air screaming like a tyrant Because I’m quite nutty and I like to party So come on and get up everybody Chorus (2x): Everybody get up now And get down to the funk of this joker sound Everybody get up now Don’t make me get my hatchet and chop ya down I’m so out there I’ll leave ya completely baffled Rock your dome and make your brain rattle Fuck wit me it’s gonna a one-sided battle Whack ya over the head wit a barb wire paddle Now that might sound like bullshit coming from someone so nerdy But believe me when I say this white boy’s quite dirty And that I’m a lot tougher then I look Deliver a right across ya jaw and leave ya head shook Spit a verse from a voodoo book And shoot out a flame causing your body to get cooked Because I’m a wicked freak show performing tricks like The Great Milenko And pulling out some old school mob shit like fuckin’ Al Pacino So when I bust a rhyme shit can get deadly Explode your head wit the sound of a wicked medley So come on everybody and get your ass up And get crazy as fuck like whut Chorus (2x): Everybody get up now And get down to the funk of this joker sound Everybody get up now Don’t make me get my hatchet and chop ya down I’m a jedi master sodomize ya in ass wit a lightsaber Because I’m a sick bastard and I’m really unstable Powerbombing mutha fuckas through flaming tables Because I’m a joker and I do shit like that I’ll fuckin’ choke ya and piledrive ya into some thumb tacs I know sounds like some stupid shit I spit just to get a cheap laugh But so fuckin’ what it’s all about entertainment bitch ass So step off and let a nerd do his thang Ripping up shit wit a mutha fuckin’ bang Because I’m outrageous to a large extent My mind’s really bent And I’m a juggalo not afraid to represent Throwing out wicked shit that’s totally sick If people get pissed I don’t give a shit So come on everybody get up now and get down To this mutha fuckin’ joker sound Chorus (2x): Everybody get up now And get down to the funk of this joker sound Everybody get up now Don’t make me get my hatchet and chop ya down
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