A song ment to be kind of a party jam. But I suck at those unfortunately. Oh well, sucking never stopped me before.
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Well I was fuckin' the tail pipe of someone's car one day. And when the chinese dude who owned the car caught me, he and knocked me the fuck out with his half Mexcian, half eskimo, hermaphrodite, three legged, midget girlfriend. When I woke up I saw this giant, talking squirrel who had penises for arms. He only spoke Russian but he did with an Asian accent. Anyway after he got done fuckin' two bunnies with the bodies of a fat black woman, he give me a piece of paper with this song written on it. I came right home and recorded it. Then the squirrel slapped me with his penis arms while I was dressed up as Goldie Locks till I mooed like a cow getting fucked in the ass with a cattleprod.
Everybody get down to some of this joker flava
Spit by this straight wicked rhyme sayer
Bitchie boy richie boy ass slayer
Psycho nerd fuck being a playa
I’m a dorky white boy getting crazy on a mike
Crushing windpipes and making haters’ heads ignite
With an insidious flow that gets quite furious
Slap ya around and knock ya delirious
Leaving ya mumbling like some fuckin’ retard
Head tumbling to the floor when I take it off with a guillotine joker’s card
And if you think I’m playing your sadly mistakened
And you will realize that when your neck starts breakin’
As I grab you by the head and slowly start twisting it off
Pulling, yanking, and twisting till it fuckin’ comes off
And blood is shooting out like a fire hydrant
And I’m swinging your severed head in the air screaming like a tyrant
Because I’m quite nutty and I like to party
So come on and get up everybody
Chorus (2x):
Everybody get up now
And get down to the funk of this joker sound
Everybody get up now
Don’t make me get my hatchet and chop ya down
I’m so out there I’ll leave ya completely baffled
Rock your dome and make your brain rattle
Fuck wit me it’s gonna a one-sided battle
Whack ya over the head wit a barb wire paddle
Now that might sound like bullshit coming from someone so nerdy
But believe me when I say this white boy’s quite dirty
And that I’m a lot tougher then I look
Deliver a right across ya jaw and leave ya head shook
Spit a verse from a voodoo book
And shoot out a flame causing your body to get cooked
Because I’m a wicked freak show performing tricks like The Great Milenko
And pulling out some old school mob shit like fuckin’ Al Pacino
So when I bust a rhyme shit can get deadly
Explode your head wit the sound of a wicked medley
So come on everybody and get your ass up
And get crazy as fuck like whut
Chorus (2x):
Everybody get up now
And get down to the funk of this joker sound
Everybody get up now
Don’t make me get my hatchet and chop ya down
I’m a jedi master sodomize ya in ass wit a lightsaber
Because I’m a sick bastard and I’m really unstable
Powerbombing mutha fuckas through flaming tables
Because I’m a joker and I do shit like that
I’ll fuckin’ choke ya and piledrive ya into some thumb tacs
I know sounds like some stupid shit I spit just to get a cheap laugh
But so fuckin’ what it’s all about entertainment bitch ass
So step off and let a nerd do his thang
Ripping up shit wit a mutha fuckin’ bang
Because I’m outrageous to a large extent
My mind’s really bent
And I’m a juggalo not afraid to represent
Throwing out wicked shit that’s totally sick
If people get pissed I don’t give a shit
So come on everybody get up now and get down
To this mutha fuckin’ joker sound
Chorus (2x):
Everybody get up now
And get down to the funk of this joker sound
Everybody get up now
Don’t make me get my hatchet and chop ya down