THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL!
THIS IS THE SONG THAT STARTED IT ALL, JON CAME TO MY HOUSE ONE DAY AND SAID HE HAD A CO-WORKER(MARK a.k.a. RAZOR) WHO WAS BRAGGING THAT HE COULD PICK UP ANY WOMAN HE WANTED BY WRITING THEM A SHORT LOVE SONG and singing it to them.
SO JON and I fired up my 4 track and recorded this song for MARK, He thought it was funny up until he found out JON was fucking his girlfriend.