Joke ya means killing someone in a humorous and outlandish way.
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Just thought the words "joke ya" sounded cool so I made a song named that.
How about I perform for you a little magic trick
Pick a card, any card, but hurry up, make it quick
Got ya card, alright, now I’ll shuffle em up a little bit
Is this it, no, ah well I can still use it to slit ya throat, bitch
Because I’m a joker, I come from a wicked kind of breed
I’ll fuckin’ choke ya if ya live your life by some bullshit like hate or greed
If ya don’t believe me then just ask my dad, oh wait you can’t, he’s dead
He was a white trash bigot so I stuck a ice pick in his head
And if I’ll do that to my own father imagine what I’ll do to you
Wrap my hands around your neck, and strangle ya till your blue
Like a mutha fuckin’ a smurf
Welcome to the sideshow bitch this my turf
Stick a screwdriver in your neck and make your blood squirt
Grab your eye brow ring and give it a jerk, damn that’s gotta hurt
But pain is the prescription when ya live by deception
For every bad deed punishment is received there is no exceptions
So just call me a holy assassin
Crashed a Klan meeting blastin’ and slashin’
On all those white hood wearing, redneck fags
Slaughter em all up and burn their rebel flags
Because I hate ignorant ass hicks who talk like a bitch
Always spreading they shit even to they’re kids
In fact, I got a cousin who is teaching her daughter to be a racist
So I ran a cheese grater over her face until she was faceless
So if you speak nothing but hate I’ll rip your tongue out
Use it to wipe my ass before shoving it back into your mouth
I’m gonna joke ya
Chorus:
I’m gonna joke ya
I’m gonna choke ya
I’m gonna make ya cry because I broke ya
I’m gonna smoke ya
I’m gonna poke ya
I’m gonna spill your blood and totally soak ya
Oh look it’s another pimp selling women like merchandise
Thinking the female body can be sold for a high enough price
Well it’s time to teach ya lesson so ya better listen
Or I’ll tear your ear drums out but at least that way you won’t hear the flesh rippin’
As I bash your head into the wall and stab ya in the balls
Deliver a roundhouse to your jaw and fuck ya in the ass wit a chainsaw
And the same goes for the rest of you playa types
Having sex with a different woman every night
And not giving a fuck about any one of em
So I pour lighter fluid on your nuts and fuckin’ torch em
Then nail your hands to the floor and hit ya wit a 2x4
In the back of the head so hard your eyes pop out and roll on the floor
Talk about some serious gore, when I take barb wire and shred your face up like cheese
Stab ya in the dick with needles infected with STDs
Until your dick shrivels up and crumples into dust
This is the punishment you get for all your sins of lust
Use some crazy glue to seal your butthole shut
So your shit will build up and eventually your ass will blow up
And get shit all over the room
Trapping ya in your own self made fetus tomb
You’re the one who bought forth this doom
With all your sexist playa ass bullshit
Remember that will ya got a mouthful of Satan’s dick
Bitch, I’m gonna joke ya
Chorus (2x):
I’m gonna joke ya
I’m gonna choke ya
I’m gonna make ya cry because I broke ya
I’m gonna smoke ya
I’m gonna poke ya
I’m gonna spill your blood and totally soak ya
Hey bitch ain’t you a pretty little one
Think your so special and better then everyone
Well it’s time to drop that ego of yours down a step or two
Sodomize ya wit a pool cue and cover your body in a white, sticky goo
Then pull your bottom lip up over your face
So ya won’t see it coming when I slap you with a mace
Turning your face into silly puddy
Stretch it around and make ya look funny
Like some sort of circus freak
So now you’ll be the one pointed and laughed at and considered a geek
That’s karma bitch what goes around comes around
Take a golf club and smack your head around
Stretch you by the neck, then let it go, and bounce like a spring
Lock ya in a Scorpion Deathlock like mutha fuckin’ Sting
Stick a air pump in your ass and blow ya up till ya fat
It doesn’t matter how easy you are now bitch no one’s gonna wanna hit that
But to make sure I rip the silicon out ya tits
And bend ya over and make ya headbutt your own clit
And that ain’t it, I also inject gasoline into your lips
Set em on fire and burn your face to a crisp
Your no longer talking so much shit now, bitch
I’m gonna joke ya
Chorus(2x):
I’m gonna joke ya
I’m gonna choke ya
I’m gonna make ya cry because I broke ya
I’m gonna smoke ya
I’m gonna poke ya
I’m gonna spill your blood and totally soak ya