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Joke ya means killing someone in a humorous and outlandish way.
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#109,502 today Peak #616
#67,330 in subgenre today Peak #353
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Da Jokerman
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Da Jokerman
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July 11, 2006
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MP3 3.1 MB, 128 kbps, 1:40
Story behind the song
Just thought the words "joke ya" sounded cool so I made a song named that.
Lyrics
How about I perform for you a little magic trick Pick a card, any card, but hurry up, make it quick Got ya card, alright, now I’ll shuffle em up a little bit Is this it, no, ah well I can still use it to slit ya throat, bitch Because I’m a joker, I come from a wicked kind of breed I’ll fuckin’ choke ya if ya live your life by some bullshit like hate or greed If ya don’t believe me then just ask my dad, oh wait you can’t, he’s dead He was a white trash bigot so I stuck a ice pick in his head And if I’ll do that to my own father imagine what I’ll do to you Wrap my hands around your neck, and strangle ya till your blue Like a mutha fuckin’ a smurf Welcome to the sideshow bitch this my turf Stick a screwdriver in your neck and make your blood squirt Grab your eye brow ring and give it a jerk, damn that’s gotta hurt But pain is the prescription when ya live by deception For every bad deed punishment is received there is no exceptions So just call me a holy assassin Crashed a Klan meeting blastin’ and slashin’ On all those white hood wearing, redneck fags Slaughter em all up and burn their rebel flags Because I hate ignorant ass hicks who talk like a bitch Always spreading they shit even to they’re kids In fact, I got a cousin who is teaching her daughter to be a racist So I ran a cheese grater over her face until she was faceless So if you speak nothing but hate I’ll rip your tongue out Use it to wipe my ass before shoving it back into your mouth I’m gonna joke ya Chorus: I’m gonna joke ya I’m gonna choke ya I’m gonna make ya cry because I broke ya I’m gonna smoke ya I’m gonna poke ya I’m gonna spill your blood and totally soak ya Oh look it’s another pimp selling women like merchandise Thinking the female body can be sold for a high enough price Well it’s time to teach ya lesson so ya better listen Or I’ll tear your ear drums out but at least that way you won’t hear the flesh rippin’ As I bash your head into the wall and stab ya in the balls Deliver a roundhouse to your jaw and fuck ya in the ass wit a chainsaw And the same goes for the rest of you playa types Having sex with a different woman every night And not giving a fuck about any one of em So I pour lighter fluid on your nuts and fuckin’ torch em Then nail your hands to the floor and hit ya wit a 2x4 In the back of the head so hard your eyes pop out and roll on the floor Talk about some serious gore, when I take barb wire and shred your face up like cheese Stab ya in the dick with needles infected with STDs Until your dick shrivels up and crumples into dust This is the punishment you get for all your sins of lust Use some crazy glue to seal your butthole shut So your shit will build up and eventually your ass will blow up And get shit all over the room Trapping ya in your own self made fetus tomb You’re the one who bought forth this doom With all your sexist playa ass bullshit Remember that will ya got a mouthful of Satan’s dick Bitch, I’m gonna joke ya Chorus (2x): I’m gonna joke ya I’m gonna choke ya I’m gonna make ya cry because I broke ya I’m gonna smoke ya I’m gonna poke ya I’m gonna spill your blood and totally soak ya Hey bitch ain’t you a pretty little one Think your so special and better then everyone Well it’s time to drop that ego of yours down a step or two Sodomize ya wit a pool cue and cover your body in a white, sticky goo Then pull your bottom lip up over your face So ya won’t see it coming when I slap you with a mace Turning your face into silly puddy Stretch it around and make ya look funny Like some sort of circus freak So now you’ll be the one pointed and laughed at and considered a geek That’s karma bitch what goes around comes around Take a golf club and smack your head around Stretch you by the neck, then let it go, and bounce like a spring Lock ya in a Scorpion Deathlock like mutha fuckin’ Sting Stick a air pump in your ass and blow ya up till ya fat It doesn’t matter how easy you are now bitch no one’s gonna wanna hit that But to make sure I rip the silicon out ya tits And bend ya over and make ya headbutt your own clit And that ain’t it, I also inject gasoline into your lips Set em on fire and burn your face to a crisp Your no longer talking so much shit now, bitch I’m gonna joke ya Chorus(2x): I’m gonna joke ya I’m gonna choke ya I’m gonna make ya cry because I broke ya I’m gonna smoke ya I’m gonna poke ya I’m gonna spill your blood and totally soak ya
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