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A Star Wars version of the Eagles' Hotel California, about Tatooine's favorite alien hangout.
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Peak #20
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
Mike Gilliland
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2008 Squirrelbait Parodies
Uploaded
March 03, 2008
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MP3 5.2 MB, 128 kbps, 5:40
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On a big desert planet, Tatooine is the name Jawas and Sand people, rising up through the plains Up ahead near the spaceport, I saw a wretched hive Full of lots of scum and villainy, I hope things will be alright As we walked through the doorway, I heard the bartender say That we should leave our droids outside, and please keep our blasters put away Then Ben lit up his saber and he sliced some guy’s arm I guess it’s better to be in here, than at the moisture farm Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina Such a lively crowd, droids are not allowed People are strange at the Mos Eisley Cantina Any time of day, drink your blues away This place is definitely twisted, it’s got the Max Rebo band It’s got a lot of ugly aliens, I can’t understand See them drink at their tables, sweet Jawa juice Some come for a bounty, some come to cut loose So I said to Han Solo, ‘We need a fast ship’ He said, 'You haven't heard of the Falcon? It can do some serious shit’ But now Stormtroopers are coming, let’s get away, Meet you back at the Corellian ship, at the docking bay... Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina Such a lively crowd, droids are not allowed We’re mixing it up at the Mos Eisley cantina Everyone is weird, some are really feared There’s a gruff bartender, and some big hairy guys And I said, I think I saw a hammerhead here and a guy with three eyes Somewhere off in the background, I can hear Figrin D’an I’d like to go and take a piss, but I just can’t find the can Next thing that I heard of, Han was heading for the door Greedo tried to stop him there, but now Greedo is no more 'Relax,' said the smuggler, and ‘I’m sorry for the mess’ I think I’ll come back here really soon, ‘Cause this place is the best!
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