It's The FUNKASAURUS's Badass Idea!!! He made a James Brown loop. I dropped the lyrics and vocals. Plus, I extended the main loop to a 8 Minute Jam. Now, as for those Lyrics: "Thou Shalt Funk!!" 'Nuff said! UPDATE (Friday, February 12, 2016): Almost 8 Years Later, THIS SONG--as well as the WHOLE "THE NEW RELIGION" album--is coming to iTunes. FINALLY.