This is the Jeff Reuben cover of my classic parody of Bon Jovi's "Living On A Prayer" called "Living Teddy Bear". He was always a fan of this song so when I asked him if he wanted to do a cover of it he agreed and was pretty ecstatic about it.
This is a classic by Matthias. It was used for the Decathlon Part 2 and the challenge was that you had to write a metal song about Toys and Games. So I created this one. Jeff became a really big fan of it so when I asked him if he wanted to record a cover of it he agreed. Which makes me happy.
(You should be careful
Of what you wish for)
Tommy moved away from his buds
Such a depressed tyke
A stuffed bear named Judda€™s
His friend, One friend
Santa heard this small child say
a€œI wish Judd were alive so we could go and play
Dear God, Dear Goda€쳌
He went and granted Toma€™s wish, but Judda€™s not nice
Hea€™s getting into trouble, and the curtains are sliced
In the clam chowder adds his own a€œspicea€쳌
Oh God!
Hea€™s the Anti-Christ!!!
Whoa!
Now Tom is scared!
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!
Barbiea€™s head
Nailed to a chair!
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!
Tommy needs a shotgun and glock
On his Etch-A-Sketch a Pentagram
Is chalked
(No bluff, Mischeif)
Sacrificing Tommya€™s Gameboy
A hex he recites
To the devil
Tommy is annoyed
(Damn toy!)
Judd turned the Toy Box into a shrine
He raised a toast to Satan and he drank all dada€™s wine
On Beanie Baby skulls he dines
Oh No!
Show this on Dateline!!!
Whoa!
A kid's nightmare
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!
Chuckya€™s bland
Nothing in compare
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!
Satana€™s Teddy Bear!!!
Although he looks like Winnie The Pooh
If you sleep at night youa€™ll be used in Voodoo
Whoa!
Satanic glare
Whoa!
Hear him cuss and swear
Pray for help
From that Buzz Lightyear
Whoa!
Living Teddy Bear!
Whoa!
Hea€™s Hitlera€™s heir
Whoa!
Toys beyond repair!
Make a wish
But please beware
Of...
The Living Teddy Bear!
(Fade out into blackness)