Tiger Woods got caught with his putter in his hand and his balls near the hole.

I'm dreamin' of a white mistress A mistress or maybe some old whore There'll be dozens talkin' and one wife walkin' And you'll hear Tiger snortin' up some blow I'm dreamin' of a white mistress No Christmas present from my wife (I did get a subpoena though) Our family tree is now Blasian and white We'll be talkin' to our lawyers Christmas night I'm dreamin' of a white mistress Sponsors are now starting to bail They are starting to hike we can maybe keep Nike I can't keep up with my hate mail We're gonna hear about another white mistress Vicodin will make it feel alright Cadillacs are crashin' in the night And may all your mistresses be white