Granny's trying to relive her glory days.
Woke up one morning at 3 am and wrote down the lyrics.
Then my co-writes helped tweak the lyrics and wrote the music.
A special thanks to Gale Breen at http://www.thegatorhole.com/ for a fantastic job on the demo and also to Dusty Drake for the awesome vocals!!
Song: Off Her Rocker
Writers: Kitty Rivers, Stephen Wrench, Terry Nails
Intro
Granny and Grandpa were hangin’ round then granny said let’s go somewhere
Grandpa said you go on cause I ain’t going nowhere
Verse
I saw red hair in that Mustang I sped up to take a look
Hoping for a pretty smile to add to my little black book
I just stared and my jaw dropped when I saw Granny at the wheel
Grey hair gone - red lipstick on -I'm not quite sure what I feel
Chorus
Granny's off her rocker well she's scaring us to death
Grandpa tried to stop her he ain't caught up with her yet
She traded in her house coat for a tight red dress to wear
She's got men half of her age turning around to stare
To the family it's a bit of a shocker
That Granny's off her rocker
She’s got a brand new custom chopper and a full page on myspace
You can call her by her user name Whips Leather and Lace
Well she used to rock on the front porch and wear her hair in a bun
Now she’s flying down the highway always on the run
Repeat Chorus
Off her rocker
To the family it's a bit of a shocker -
That Granny's…
Granny’s off her rocker
Tag
See what a little botox and breast augmentation can do (spoken)
Copyright March 2008